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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! 
  
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 
1. He called everyone brother 
2. He liked Gospel 
3. He didn't get a fair trial 

ČAK I BOG UŽIVA U DOBROM SMIJEHU!

Postoje 3 dobra argumenta da je Isus bio crnac:
1. Svakoga je zvao bratom
2. Sviđao mu se Gospel
3. Nije dobio pošteno suđenje

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 
1. He went into His Father's business 
2. He lived at home until he was 33 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God 

Ali onda postoje 3 jednako dobra argumenta da je Isus bio Židov:

1. Ušao je u Očev posao
2. Živio je kod kuće do svoje 33. godine
3. Bio je siguran da je njegova majka djevica i da je njegova majka bila sigurna da je on Bog

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 
1. He talked with His hands 
2. He had wine with His meals 
3. He used olive oil 

Ali onda postoje 3 jednako dobra argumenta da je Isus bio Talijan:

1. Razgovarao je mašući svojim rukama
2. Uz jelo je pio vino
3. Koristio je maslinovo ulje

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
1. He never cut His hair 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 
3. He started a new religion 

Ali onda postoje 3 jednako dobra argumenta da je Isus bio Kalifornijac:

1. Nikada se nije šišao
2. Hodao je bos cijelo vrijeme
3. Pokrenuo je novu religiju

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 
1. He was at peace with nature 
2. He ate a lot of fish 
3. He talked about the Great Spirit 

Ali onda postoje 3 jednako dobra argumenta da je Isus bio američki Indijanac:

1. Bio je u miru s prirodom
2. Jeo je puno ribe
3. Govorio je o Velikom Duhu
  
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 
1. He never got married.. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures. 

Ali onda postoje 3 jednako dobra argumenta da je Isus bio Irac:

1. Nikad se nije ženio..
2. Uvijek je pričao priče.
3. Volio je zelene pašnjake.
  
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do 

Ali najuvjerljiviji dokaz od svih - 3 dokaza da je Isus bio žena:

1. Nahranio je gomilu u trenutku kada gotovo da nije bilo hrane
2. Stalno je pokušavao prenijeti poruku gomili muškaraca koji je jednostavno nisu shvatili
3. Čak i kad je bio mrtav, morao je ustati jer je još uvijek bilo posla

  AMEN!!