Why men die first...............
Ahhhh - one of life's great mysteries explained and so succinctly :o).



Why do men die first?


This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It
requires
a bit of explanation............

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her -you're a male
chauvinist.



 
If you stay home and do the housework - you're a pansy.

If you work too hard - there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough - you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay - this is exploitation.
 

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay - you should get off your arse
and find something better.

 
If you get a promotion ahead of her - that is favoritism.

 
If she gets a job ahead of you - it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks - it's sexual harassment.

 
If you keep quiet - it's male indifference.

If you cry - you're a wimp.

If you don't - you're an insensitive bastard.

 
If you make a decision without consulting her - you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you -she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy - that's domination.

 
If SHE asks you - it's a favor.

 
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear - you're a pervert.

 
If you don't - you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape - you're sexist.



If you don't - you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape -you're vain.

 
If you don't - you're a slob.

 
If you buy her flowers - you're after something.

 
If you don't - you're not thoughtful.

 
If you're proud of your achievements - you're full of yourself.

 
If you're not proud - you aren't ambitious.

 
If she has a headache - she's tired.

 
If you have a headache - you don't love her anymore.

 
If you want it too often - you're oversexed.

 
If you don't - there must be someone else.

 
Why do men die first?

Because:--------- They WANT to!!!!!!!!!!!