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OD 14.01.2018.

Children and their teachers :-)

Some Children Are Quick
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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find  North America .
MARIA:        Here it  is.
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I Love this child) ___________________

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand...    
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TEACHER:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?   
CLYDE  :      No, sir. It's the same dog.     
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:   A teacher. 
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! 
 
 




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